15 Absolutely Hilarious Fails From The Internet This Week That I Curated Just For You Because I Love You

BuzzFeed writer here! Your one and only source into the scandalous fails of twitter dot com. Welcome to the weekly post where I curate hilarious fails for my beautiful audience. Let’s get to the good stuff, shall we?

1. The state of modern airplane etiquette:
Therapy speak in this day and age is really wild, because why did this woman just tell me she’s, “asserting her needs and holding a boundary” when I told her she’s in my assigned seat on the plane?

— Frances Klein (@fklein907) January 15, 2024

Twitter: @fklein907

5. Not only forgetting about your email address’s horrifying SpongeBob profile picture, but proceeding to email out your résumé:
Nickelodeon / Via Twitter: @itgirlposts

7. This McDonald’s order. Although these days, this might be a good trick to bring back free sauce…
flashback to when my wife outdid herself with this accidental mcdonalds order: her world famous ‘ONLY ketchup NO burger’ cheeseburger pic.twitter.com/tHH6EnWdp1

— The author, Séamas O’Reilly (@shockproofbeats) January 22, 2024

Twitter: @shockproofbeats

8. This passive-aggressive dating app rejection:
thinking about last august when i kissed a bumble guy on a first date and then later i saw his profile again and he had updated one of his prompts to say his ick is kissing on the first date

— yuppie scum (@frozenedamame) January 21, 2024

Twitter: @frozenedamame

10. This misunderstanding:
y’all im 40% into this book im reading and this whole time i thought one of the characters was a horse. he is a man.

— jan ౨ৎ | FREE 🇵🇸 (@D0ROG4YA) January 21, 2024

Twitter: @D0ROG4YA

15. And finally, this; presented without comment, except to state that I myself would not recover:
I visited a gun shop in Indiana once and had to use the bathroom; inside was a portrait of a naked man with a thick wooden board covering where his private part would be. Curiosity got the best of me and I tried to lift the board. It let off an air horn throughout the whole store

— Brianna (@singingbirth) January 21, 2024

Twitter: @singingbirth

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