19 Hotels That I Would Never, Ever, Ever, Ever, Ever Stay At

1.

This hotel promised a “pool area” but actually just had this:

2.

This poor guest had a heck of a time finding their room:

3.

This hotel room fridge has weight sensors, so it costs $50 just to put your own stuff in there:

4.

And this hotel has water bottles on a weight sensor pad that can’t be moved…which would be fine if it weren’t for the fact that the bottles were blocking the TV:

5.

This hotel room inexplicably has an all-glass bathroom, so you can see everything from the bed:

6.

This hotel promised a “sea-facing” room, which is only technically correct:

7.

And this hotel found a diabolical way to make a sea view out of nothing:

8.

Here’s the free breakfast that a hotel offered its guests:

9.

And here’s another free breakfast, which might actually be worse:

10.

A hotel guest found this chilling note from maintenance on the floor of the elevator:

11.

Here’s what the hot water looked like in this person’s fancy Paris hotel:

12.

This hotel might need to check the air conditioner filters more than once a decade:

13.

And this hotel — which the OP claims is $1,000 a night — might want to think about stocking toilet paper that’s more than a few atoms thick:

14.

This hotel just straight-up seems like it’s trying to trick you into buying $4 water:

15.

This hotel room really needs a solution for this exit sign:

16.

This hotel’s trash/recycling/compost sorting system leaves something to be desired:

17.

This hotel room only had one outlet, which was inexplicably on the ceiling:

18.

This hotel decided that yeah, this chair is fine to keep in the room, no need to clean it:

19.

And finally, here’s a hotel owner harassing a customer over text for leaving a bad review. Yeesh: