26 years ago today, Homer Simpson made his legendary boxing ring walk to ‘Why Can’t We Be Friends?’
Homer Simpson is a man of many talents. If itās not his deep space exploration with NASA or producing banger hits like āBaby on Boardā with Grammy-winning barbershop quartet the Be Sharps, we know Homer is doing the bare minimum in his role as the safety inspector in Sector 7-G at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. But during the peak era of The Simpsonsā long-standing presence on the small screen — and long before its current decline in quality — Homer once again showed the versatility of a Swiss Army knife when he transitioned into the world of boxing for his short-lived combat sports career.
We only need to rewind the clocks to see that today (10th November) marks the 26th anniversary of āThe Homer They Fall,ā which was the third episode from the eighth season of the much-admired, widely acclaimed TV show. After Bart Simpson was stripped of his novelty utility belt by resident Springfield Elementary bullies Jimbo, Kearney and Dolph, Homer stepped up as the loving father we know he is (sort of) in a bid to retrieve his sonās belt. However, Homer was in for a rude awakening when he squealed to the bulliesā fathers, which resulted in a one-sided beating at Moeās Tavern. Homer, much to the surprise of the bulliesā fathers, was able to withstand the punishment inflicted and tried to reason with them over their sonsā actions.
Moe Szyslak, who has presumably made a killing off Homerās bar tab, intervened with his trusty shotgun to protect his close pal and loyal customer. And here we are, with Moe opening up about his ill-fated boxing career and planting the suggestion that Homer should follow in his footsteps and enter the squared circle. Taken under the wing of Moe, who offered up his services for a 60 per cent cut of his earnings, Homerās fledgling career in boxing began. While Homerās dad bod and inability to actually fight would put him at a severe disadvantage, Moe was quick to realise that his friendās ability to sustain heavy punishment made him an excellent one-trick pony.
Homer Simpson and boxing trainer Moe Szyslak took the Springfield Hobo Boxing Association by storm. Credit: Disney/Disney+Homer made a name for himself in the Springfield Hobo Boxing Association, with his hobo opponents succumbing to fatigue after throwing repeated shots at his head. Tiring out his opponents before delivering the ākillingā nudge to send them to the canvas, Homer rose through the amateur ranks ahead of turning pro. āThe Homer They Fallā director Mark Kirkland and writer Jonathan Collier fully tapped into the boxing scene of the 1990s with masterful storytelling by introducing us to Lucius Sweet, an ingenious parody of famed boxing promoter Don King. Sweet, who was Moeās former boxing manager, arrived with a tempting offer after hearing of Homerās exploits on the amateur scene. Step forward our next boxing parody: heavyweight champion Drederick Tatum, who drew inspiration from boxing legend Mike Tyson.
Lucius presented Moe with a mouth-watering proposition: Tatum has a blockbuster comeback fight against Homer after his release from prison. While Tatum would carve through Homer like a red-hot knife cutting through butter, Lucius sweetened (pun intended) the deal by offering up a lucrative payday — not to mention fame as well — if Homer could last at least three rounds against Tatum. Torn between his loyalty to Homer as a friend and the opportunity to reach the heights of success he never achieved in his failed boxing career, Moe took up Lucius on his offer and set the stage for Homerās clash with Tatum. With that said, Homerās final fight produced one of the most iconic boxing ring walks we would ever see.
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Despite Marge Simpsonās desperate pleas for Homer to not take the fight, the Simpson patriarch proceeded forward and arrived at the Springfield Coliseum for his climatic showdown with Tatum. Just when āThe Homer They Fallā couldnāt be any more of an incredible watch, an unforgettable cameo from legendary boxing ring announcer Michael Buffer was the icing on the cake. Former WCW and WWE announcer Buffer introduced Tatum to the ring first, with big-name Springfield residents like Rainier Wolfcastle, Kent Brockman and Fat Tony all in attendance. A streamlined ring walk that no doubt Tyson would be proud of, Tatum made his sensational entrance to the sound of Redmanās āTime 4 Sum Aksion.ā
Forget about Tatum, though. Itās all about Homerās ring walk, with Buffer giving an extraordinary introduction for the legendary Simpsons character. With his reputation as the āBrick Hithouseā and the āSouthern Dandyā highlighted, Grampa Abe Simpson and Moe accompanied Homer for his iconic ring walk while the incredible choice of Warās āWhy Canāt We Be Friends?ā was blaring out in the Springfield Coliseum. Tyson Fury might be known for giving us extravagant ring walks, but this was well and truly Homerās finest hour. Journeyman Homer, who had āopponentā on the back of his boxing robe, received a helping hand from Abe and Moe after struggling to enter the ring.
What needs to be said about the fight, eh? A one-sided fight is one thing, but this was a total demolition from Tatum. Clearly out of his league, Homerās tolerance to withstand punishment reached its peak as Tatum landed repeated head shots while showboating to the crowd. Taking a quick ābreatherā to converse with Charlie Sheen at ringside, Tatum was warned by the referee to resume the fight. Following the brilliant Tatum-Sheen skit, Homer took his puncherās chance opportunity in a bid to cause a stunning upset. Did it work? Well, Homer fell way short of his target (understatement of the century?) and was punished once again by a powerful Tatum shot.
Moe Szyslak being reminded by Lucius Sweet about their arrangement for Homer Simpson vs Drederick Tatum. Credit: Disney/Disney+With Margeās plea for the fight to be stopped being drowned out by a rowdy crowd that wanted to see Tatum knock Homerās head off, a regret-filled Moe quickly fled from ringside after setting up Homer in an unwinnable fight. However, Moe came to his senses and delivered us another iconic moment in The Simpsonsā history, with him swooping into the ring using a paramotor and lifting Homer out before Tatum could land a Tyson-esque finishing blow. Did Moe redeem himself? We think so. Well, aside from causing further brain damage to Homer after hitting his head on the metal scaffolding as he flew them both out of the Springfield Coliseum. Actually, Moe pocketing Luciusā $100,000 cheque and not giving Homer a cut was a pretty shady move, too.
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Even now, āThe Homer They Fallā is a testament to The Simpsonsā once impeccable ability to tap into the world of sports for their once brilliant storytelling. Unsurprisingly, Homerās ring walk to āWhy Canāt We Be Friends?ā has forever been etched into the minds of boxing fans, who have nothing but fond memories of that one segment from the classic 1996 episode. āPerfect entrance song to a fight,ā one fan said. Someone else posted: āI laughed so hard when I saw this when it first aired. Thatās the best use of that song ever!ā Another commented: āI wish someone in the UFC would come out to āWhy Canāt We Be Friends?āā While a fourth boxing fan added: āI came here for this scene and Iām dying of laughter. What a song to play as [an] entrance.ā
Itās safe to say that āThe Homer They Fallā has aged like a fine wine, and Homerās short run as a boxer, coupled with his ring walk ahead of his fight with the Tyson-inspired Tatum, wonāt be forgotten any time soon by both boxing and Simpsons fans.