34 Fun Gifts For Any Adults Who Are Still Into Toilet Humor

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Please, not while I’m eating.

1. An outhouse wall calendar that’d make an EXCELLENT gag gift. But is also kinda gorgeous? Talk about pooping in some picturesque places. 
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My dad bought my brother an outhouse calendar for ~four Christmases in a row, and he LOVED it. 

Promising review: “I buy one every year for laughs.” —John Westlake

Get it from Amazon for $16.99.

2. A ~dexterity~ game where you try to shoot the “poop” into the toilet. This might just be the perfect holiday-break game for when kids get extra restless! 
Brybelly is a small biz specializing in games. Ages 4+.

Promising review: “My 7-year-old and I love this game!” —PJ

Get it from Amazon for $24.99+ (also available with a poop hat). 

3. A(n actually pretty fancy) marble board wire cheese cutter so they can ~cute the cheese~ in a socially acceptable (if not outright WELCOMED) way. See what I did there?!

Check out a TikTok of the cheese slicer in action. 

Promising review: “My mother-in-law had purchased one last year, and I tried hers at Christmas and fell in love with how easy it was to use. We have a lot of get-togethers with friends, and cheese is a staple appetizer in our house. So, I purchased my own and have been using it weekly since. It cuts easily and it’s mostly easy to clean. Sometimes cheese gets stuck in the crack, but some scrubbing with a small brush usually does the trick.” —Jessica

Get it from Amazon for $18.05 (available in two colors). 

4. A bathroom “guest book” so they can keep tabs on who’s been in there. 
Promising review: “Added this sassy, surprisingly-good-quality book to a set of classic white bath towels to jazz up a wedding shower gift. It was a hit and allowed me to demonstrate my superior gift-giving skills. This book is perfect for anyone with a bathroom and a sense of humor.” —Mel B

Get it from Amazon for $12.98. 

5. A 60-pack of waterproof poop stickers to help ’em deck out their HydroFlask, notebooks, or just slyly slip into people’s bday cards for the next few years. 
Amazon

Promising review: “These are durable water-resistant stickers. The images have a diverse and wide range. Not all are rated for children so check before giving to a child. We got this to add to a gag gift for my son’s teacher. It was well received.” —Brandie Prichard

Get them from Amazon for $5.97.

6. A trio of roll-holding sheep that’ll be there, watching silently, once your pal realizes the current roll is coming up empty. 
Promising review: “Absolutely adorable. Everyone comments on how cute these little sheep are. I will be buying more for gifts!” —SH

Get them from Amazon for $15.99 (or buy a single one for $9.99). Pssst, it’d be extra generous of you to include rolls of toilet paper with your gift! 

But if you think the eyes are TOO much, here’s a sheep silhouette toilet paper holder. 

7. A Silly Poopy’s Hide & Seek game that, yes, is truly made for kids. But gift it to a parent who grew up on Captain Underpants for a total hit. And when the adult’s old bones get tired of playing, the game can completely take over because the Silly Poopy does the hiding!

Check out a TikTok of the Silly Poopy in action. 

Promising review: “Let me tell you that if you want hours of endless fun of hide and go seek without having to hide yourself, this is a must-get! When it’s hidden, it makes various toot noises and says stuff so the kids know if they are close. And when they find it and press the button to do and sing the Silly Poopy dance … even you will dance and sing along!!! It doesn’t need batteries, and come on, it’s poop? Who doesn’t think poop and toot noises are funny, and if they don’t, they are lying to themselves. A must-have for fun with your kids without barely doing any work!!” —andrea kelli gorman

Get it from Amazon for $12.99.

8. A scenic wall calendar any animal lover with an appreciation for all facets of nature will adore.Amazon

Promising review: “Bought this for my brother for Christmas and he LOVES it. Only for those who don’t mind a little gross humor. The landscapes in the pictures are beautiful and then there’s the dog, somewhere in the picture, doing its business. Pretty funny. They also provide you with the dogs’ names and a short bio. Very clever.” —Nadeau

Get it from Amazon for $16.99.

9. And a coordinating 1,000-piece puzzle featuring some dogs simply trying to do their business. 
Promising review: “Got this for a white elephant gift for my dog training club. Got quite a few laughs!!” —Valerie Marino

Get it from Amazon for $14.95.

10. A doggy poop bag holder that’ll not only be hilarious, but also really stand out when it’s time for them to take out their pup for a stroll. If you know allllllll the details of their dog’s movements, this is a cheap, easy gift. 
Promising review: “A fun gift for anyone who walks a dog in New York or any other city where it’s the law to pick up the💩.” —Lily Gibbs

Get it from Amazon for $6.99.

11. A tasteful nude vase if their interior aesthetic can be described as a bit frisky but their humor belongs in a porta potty. And if they’re not a plant person, this would make an excellent pen cup. Promising review: “I purchased this for a friend as a housewarming gift and she absolutely LOVED IT! As soon as she opened it she was on the move around the house looking for the perfect place to put it. I think this just became my go-to housewarming gift!” —Kay Wilson

Get it from Amazon for $9.99.

13. And a definitive answer to the ultimate question, plus other intriguing answers to some of life’s greatest mysteries.  Amazon

Promising review: “Kept on the magazine rack by my guest toilet. People who visit catch themselves staying in the bathroom much longer than anticipated! This book is a riot! And a great gift for the curious soul!” —Heather Jones

Get it from Amazon for $11.78. 

14. A toilet coffee mug you might wanna grab two of for your poop joke-obsessed uncle because, as one reviewer mentions, it makes the *perfect* party serving bowl for chocolate-covered nuts. 
Promising review: “I found this to be the perfect bowl to serve chocolate covered almonds at my last holiday party.” —Marc C

Get it from Amazon for $14.99.

15. Or a “coffee pot” mug because your roomies know when that one person has to block off time in the bathroom after their morning cuppa. 

Promising review: “I freaking LOVE this mug! It is so cute and very well made. It makes a great gift for a coffee lover. You will not regret getting this mini coffee carafe mug.” —Claudia S.

Get it from Amazon for $24.99.

16. A couple of urinal shot glasses they’ll need, OK? Even if they have a kitchen cabinet shelf full of shot glasses. These’ll make the rest a total wash.Amazon

Promising review: “I gave this a white elephant gift at a party. Everyone at the party loved them and wished it was the gift they received. The shot glasses are made well and actually resemble a urinal. They are a little awkward to drink from based on the shape, but that was to be expected with the novelty gift and what they are. They arrived well-packaged inside the box from the seller with bubble wrap for protection, which I really appreciated.” —DANGELO R BONECELLI

Get them from Amazon for $16.99.

17. A motion-activated toilet light that I guarantee SOMEONE on your gift list will love. Their home is *clearly* missing throne lighting. It fits on any toilet bowl, and has 16 colors, five brightness levels, and a 170 degree radius.

Promising review: “At first, I thought that the idea of an illuminated toilet bowl was funny. However, given the choice of an illuminated toilet bowl, turning on the light, or missing, an illuminated toilet bowl is a great idea. It has a five-level dimmer for middle-of-the-night eye comfort.” —William D.

Get two from Amazon for $23.99.

18. A Butts in Space card game for a new card game where you have to save the day after Evil Butt stole all of the toilet paper in the universe and destroyed your toilet spaceship! So obviously, you’re going to save the day. Ages 8 and up will have tons of fun with this. Amazon

Promising review: “Game came less than 24 hours after ordering and we’ve already played five games in the last 48 hours. BIG hit with the whole family and both kids (ages 7 and 16, for reference.) It reminds me a little of Unstable Unicorns, but less complex. Fun and zany and very easy for all ages to pick up in one game. Cute graphics, too. VERY happy with this one and I can tell it’ll get a lot of play in our house.” —Jennifer

Get it from Amazon for $25.

19. A toilet planter watering spike to tend to their houseplants and add some real culture to their space.MountainMudWorks / Etsy

MountainMudWorks is Colorado Springs-based shop specializing in functional pottery.

Promising review: “I got this for the money tree I have in my bathroom, and it brings me so much joy. It’s the little things! 🌿🚽” —Kelsey Dunkelman

Get it from MountainMudWorks on Etsy for $19.99 (available in white and pink).

Shipping info: Costs $4.55 and ships within 1–5 business days.

20. A bag of some “reindeer farts” that’ll send anyone into a fit of giggles, regardless of age.Amazon

Bag of Farts Candy is a small biz specializing in, well, the obvious. 

Promising review: “I won’t lie, the whole reason I purchased this is because I knew that my kids would laugh at the name. However, I was really happy with how yummy the actual cotton candy in the bag was! The candy was fresh, and well packaged, and the product name got the laughs expected. Overall, I would say it’s a bit expensive for what you get (though it was easily enough for me and two children to share), but would still recommend as a cute/silly gift for someone who would get a kick out of this type of thing.” —Deb

Get it from Amazon for $8.95.

21. A toilet decal as a not-so-subtle reminder to practice some bathroom etiquette. Toilet decals aren’t for everyone, but they’re def for your gift recipient. Amazon

BERRYZILLA is a small biz specializing in decals. 

Promising review: “Bought one for myself and one as a gift. The application was easy peasy. I’ve cleaned the toilet with the sticker and it hasn’t lifted or faded. Makes for a great gag gift and reminder for the men in your life who just can’t seem to remember!” —Hayle Sharp

Get it from BERRYZILLA on Amazon for $1.95.

22. A 3D-printed gold throne they can display as a trophy. Or maybe even convince someone it’s one of Jeff Koons’ latest pieces. 
Knechtel3DPrints / Etsy

Knechtel3DPrints is a Lac La Biche, Canada-based small biz specializing in 3D-printed creations. 

Get it from Knechtel3DPrints on Etsy for $26.55.

Shipping info: Costs $9.76 and ships within two weeks. 

23. A box of “booger” sour gummies if your friend tends to slip in some snot jokes every once in a while. 
Amazon

Promising review: “Kids thought they tasted great and thought it was a hilarious surprise gift. Good value for the presentation and amount of candies in each box.” —Cassandra

Get three boxes from Amazon for $9.99.

24. A Toilet Paper Origami book as a means for them to express themselves while spending some time on the porcelain throne. 
Amazon

Promising review: “This was so much fun! It was a gift for my Marine son who went on a cruise to Alaska and took a class on how to fold towels into animals. He was so clever at that that we got him a book on towel folding and then just happened to find this. It got lots of laughs and was food for thought for many jokes and laughs in the future. How funny it will be to leave a party and have the hostess go in and find a rose on the toilet paper roll!” —Pat

Get it from Amazon for $17.49.

25. A bathroom game book to help ’em occupy their time in the library. It’ll not only pass the time, but it can ACTUALLY start some meaningful conversations!
Amazon

Promising review: “I got this as an anniversary gift for my boyfriend. This is the gift that keeps on giving! It’s a conversation starter when you’re not sure what to talk about. It’s weird and ridiculous and funny, yet also sweet and serious. It’s just fun! To have a silly game when we purge our demons is a charm.10/10 would buy again and tell everyone about it. It’s so worth the money!” —Samantha Turner

Get it from Amazon for $24.99.

27. Poo-Pourri they can spray beforehand and eliminate odors in the toilet bowl because nature has to call, but it doesn’t have to stay on the line.Amazon

This stuff WORKS. Trust me. Once you start using it you’ll be hooked!

Promising review: “We are a family of six in a small one-bathroom house. This is, to put it lightly, a horrific nightmare — particularly after my teenage son spends some time in the bathroom. After a couple of weeks of gentle encouragement (‘YOU ARE KILLING EVERYONE. SPRAY THAT STUFF ON THE WATER BEFORE YOU POOP OR I’M TAKING AWAY YOUR PHONE AND, SO HELP ME GOD, I WILL CALL YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND TELL HER EXACTLY WHY YOU GOT IT TAKEN AWAY.’) he started using it regularly. The bathroom is much less disgusting now after he leaves.” —Supa D

Get it from Amazon for $9.32 (available in MANY sizes and scents).

28. A poop stool putting set that, OK, is actually pretty practical? 
Amazon

Promising review: “This squatter putter fit perfectly underneath the toilet. My kids loved it and thought it was hilarious. This is great for adults and kids I would recommend to anyone that has pooping problems as this may help with that.” —Giancarlo

Get it from Amazon for $25.99.

29. A remote control poop that’ll help them with all kinds of gags on whomever has to listen to their poop jokes all the time at home. 
Amazon

Promising review: “I bought this for my 9-year-old nephew who is obsessed with anything poop related. He loved it. Even had adults telling me they wanted one!” —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $19.50.

30. A gag “caution” sign to keep by their bathroom door to let the general public know when to stay clear. 

Amazon

Promising review: “Got this for my dad as a goofy Father’s Day gift and he thought it was awesome! It’s a small sign, but it’s a perfect fit on their bathroom counter.” —Lauren

Get it from Amazon for $9.95.

31. A cherry toilet brush because you always need a toilet brush! Might as well make it something that only adds to the decor of your bathroom. 

Check out a TikTok of the cherry toilet brush in action.

Promising review: “This toilet brush makes me want to clean my toilet. It is so cute, exactly what I wanted, and works perfectly!! Fits nicely into my bathroom decor. It was delivered in perfect condition and I’ve used it three times now. If you’re thinking about buying this…do it!” —Michelle Maroon

Get it from Amazon for $19.49. 

32. A poopy Chia Pet to bring a lil’ fun to their indoor garden sitch. 
Promising review: “I absolutely love this. I bought it for my son’s birthday. It cracks me up. It grew in very nicely and was so fun to watch grow.” —Stacie G

Get it from Amazon for $19.19.

33. A game of Doody Head, which involves someone putting on a Velcro helmet and others throwing poop-shaped objects at the helmet for points. Well, that’s one way to pass the time in the week before New Year’s. Amazon

Ages 3+. 

Promising review: “Pretty sure I was drunk when I ordered this, but it was the greatest laugh/surprise ever!! I am definitely going to give this game to my very annoying 16-year-old nephew, who thinks he knows everything for Christmas. Don’t know who came up with the Doody Head Game, but drunk me loved it, and sober me is passing it on.” —Megan

Get it from Amazon for $16.99.

34. A stress ball for those “oh crap” moments that’d be a hit sitting on their desk at the office. 
Amazon

Promising review: “Absolutely cute! I used this as a gag gift for winners at baby shower. The person who picked it had everyone laughing. Definitely recommend.” —Carol

Get it from Amazon for $9.98.

Reviews have been edited for length and/or clarity.