60 People Who I’m Absolutely Sure Immediately Regretted Literally Every Single Dang Decision They Made Over The Past Month
1.
The person who should not have made that turn:
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The person whose car is always going to have a little bit of litter in it:
3.
The person who also experienced a fate worse than death:
4.
The person whose day went from 100 to 0 pretty dang fast:
5.
The person who just got their entire life blown up by a pole:
6.
The person with the thinnest cheese known to man:
7.
The person who learned one of life’s most valuable lessons:
8.
The person who will surely get first prize down at the county fair:
9.
The person whose shoes are no longer their own:
10.
The person who messed around with the wrong printer:
11.
The person who had a delicious treat while sleeping:
12.
The person whose entire night turned around after a ziti disaster:
13.
The person whose house is about to stank:
14.
The person whose phone shall remain locked far into the distant future:
15.
The person who’s about to solve the world’s worst mystery:
16.
The person who had a delicious, moldy breakfast:
17.
The person who I’m afraid just blue themself:
18.
And the person with the best-smelling wall in all the land:
19.
The person who found a secret portal to their living room:
20.
The person whose phone would go great with tomato and bacon:
21.
The person with the best seats in the house:
22.
The person who is probably regretting being married right now:
23.
The person who must have angered some very vengeful birds:
24.
The person who loves their cats very much, I’m sure:
25.
The person who gets to be reminded of their sweet microwave every time they shower:
26.
The person who just wanted to get some decorative basketballs on their cake:
27.
The person who gave their laundry room a beautiful coat of paint:
28.
The person who met a bug very concerned with its dental hygiene:
29.
The person whose toilet Zeus must have mistaken for frickin’ Cronus:
30.
The person who shall chocolate no longer:
31.
The person who lived the Mista Mista nightmare:
32.
The person who learned that rotten eggs are a very, very real thing:
33.
The person who got a little extra seasoning in their dinner:
34.
The person whose pizza has been through hell and back:
35.
The person whose RV might be a liiiiittle stuck:
36.
The person who might want to put their phone in some rice:
37.
The person who Hulked their dang door straight off:
38.
The person who is going to learn a whole lot about the back of an airplane seat:
39.
The person whose bag of food is really going places:
40.
The person who, sadly, will be unable to watch the FlightTracker:
41.
The person whose potato went absolutely nuclear in their oven:
42.
The person who will be finding remnants of smoothie years from now:
43.
The person whose thumb tattoo seems to be drawn on with street chalk:
44.
The person who had quite literally the unthinkable happen to them and their poor toothbrush:
45.
And…oh lord…the person who had this happen to them:
46.
The person who might just want to get out of the truck and walk home:
47.
The person whose package looks absolutely delectable:
48.
The person who will have to get prone to rescue their toilet paper:
49.
The person who learned the hard way about the letter “E” today:
50.
The person who almost got sucked into a moving sidewalk:
51.
The person whose cake came out juuuust a bit off:
52.
The person who cleaned with MAX power:
53.
The person who was kind enough to give a little trial sip to a friend:
54.
The person who painted their floor a lovely shade of red:
55.
The person who might just want to paper over that hole:
56.
The person who pressure washed with MAX power:
57.
The person who succeeded in destroying what time could not:
58.
The person who gave their sheets a fresh, new design:
59.
The person who made a lifelong enemy in this fly:
60.
And the person who instead of seeing Christ The Redeemer saw Christ The Hide ‘N’ Seeker:
