My Stomach Hurts From Laughing At These Hilarious Job Tweets From Last Week

Well, it’s almost time for work again — but first, here are some funny job tweets that went viral over the past week.

1. Work is giving us a Thanksgiving lunch today so to make it more authentic I’m getting drunk and telling everyone I’m not happy with some of their life choices.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) November 19, 2024

Twitter: @RodLacroix

4. I accidentally told my boss I loved him while getting off the phone so if anyone needs me I’ll be walking directly into the ocean.

— Kristen (@Kica333) November 19, 2024

Twitter: @Kica333

5. Gal at work has 2 10 month old identical twins and her husband thinks he put them in the wrong cots and they’re not sure which one is which 😐😂

— Stephanie ♡ (@saltyskin_) November 22, 2024

Twitter: @saltyskin_

11. Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks

— Neil Renic (@NC_Renic) November 20, 2024

Twitter: @NC_Renic

17. someone just responded to an email saying ‘i have no clue what you’re talking about’ and honestly so refreshing. let’s normalize not knowing what the fuck is going on.

— The Ginger Swindler (recovering sixers fan) (@lilydsmith) November 20, 2024

Twitter: @lilydsmith

25. A man came to my job today, and he got his gf $700 worth of makeup and perfume, and when she said it was too much he said “it’s whatever you want princess, you know that.” Now what if I had just k*lled myself in front of them. then what???https://t.co/N3LWZkbN73

— 𝐆𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐀 𝐃𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐃𝐨𝐨 (@MySkinIsBeamin) November 19, 2024

Twitter: @MySkinIsBeamin

27. the 8 year old i tutor will be walking down the street with me and be like “that place makes the best coffee in town” and i’ll be like “clara you are eight” and she’ll just smile and say “yeah. i have a little sip sometimes no biggie” https://t.co/HEnyB4ymzf

— sarina (@sariverse) November 19, 2024

Twitter: @sariverse

28. my surgeon called me at 5:16am to say he cant do surgery today, his wife went into labor. my check in was 5:30am. i was already en route, didnt sleep, took 3 weeks off work, and my mom flew out from WI. i feel like he should legally have to name the baby after me.

— kenzi (@kenzianidiot) November 20, 2024

Twitter: @kenzianidiot

29. work trips make you feel like a big man even if you’re not going anywhere glamorous like yes actually I am urgently needed in Muncie IN

— (doctor) Alex Grease (@dodgonkulator) November 19, 2024

Twitter: @dodgonkulator

32. At around 3pm today it officially becomes The Holidays- you don’t have to try at your job and you can drink at any time. This typically lasts until Reyes Magos but you can push it to MLK day if you have the courage

— jazz (@jazzanchovy) November 22, 2024

Twitter: @jazzanchovy

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