All The Funny Tweets From The Week Because, Let’s Be Real, We Could All Use An Escape Right Now
All The Funny Tweets From The Week Because, Let’s Be Real, We Could All Use An Escape Right Now”florence and the machine said the dog days are over in 2009 bro wtf kind of days are these then.”
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For the past week, I have been sick in bed with some terrible, no-good, unknowable illness. I’ve had nothing better to do than be miserable and hex my non-sick self for all the times I took my good health for granted.
Clearly, I needed a little pick-me-up. Because I couldn’t do much from bed, naturally, I turned to a good ol’ scroll o’clock. To my delight, despite everything else going on on the platform right now, I managed to wade through the trash and find all those lost souls still calling out their funny tweets into the ether.
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TTYL! (next week)
