Heidi Klum Avoids Tan Lines by Going Topless and Makeup-Free in St. Barts

It’s called getting your daily dose of vitamin D, look it up in a library book some time.

German-born supermodel Heidi Klum found the cure to seasonal depression, and it’s taking off all your makeup, as well as your shirt, and cooling your jets on a beautiful beach. Nice life if you can get it!

In a Reel captioned with just the smiley-guy-in-sunglasses emoji, Klum showed off her post-Christmas relaxation vacation, lying in the sand in naught but a tiny black G-string, covering her chest with her hand to avoid violating Instagram’s nipple policy as she slips on shades. Future so bright, etc. In the video, Klum’s musician husband Tom Kaulitz chills next to her in Mickey Mouse-patterned trunks.

Really hoping they packed plenty of SPF.

Klum and Kaulitz have been enjoying the holiday season on the Caribbean island of St. Bart’s, a common Winter destination among the well-to-do thanks to its pretty beaches and ample yacht space. Klum got really, really into her light-up necklace while partying on Christmas, posting two Reels just to show it off.