Here’s What The Electoral Map Would Look Like If Kamala Harris Won Every State According To Very Specific Criteria

Election Day is basically here, and there’s not much left to do other than vote and wildly speculate until the polls close. So in the spirit of wild speculation, here’s what the electoral map would look like if Kamala Harris won every state according to very specific criteria:

Here’s what the electoral map would look like if Kamala Harris won every state that is currently home to at least one Rainforest Cafe:

Here’s what the electoral map would look like if Kamala Harris won every state where 30–50 feral hogs run into your yard within 3-5 minutes while your small kids play:

Here’s what the electoral map would look like if Kamala Harris won every state with a Real Housewives franchise:

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Here’s what the electoral map would look like if Kamala Harris won every state that Howard Dean shouted out before his infamous “Dean Scream”:

Here’s what the electoral map would look like if Kamala Harris won every state where Taylor Swift performed on the Eras Tour:

Here’s what the electoral map would look like if Kamala Harris won every state where the gurls are unforgettable, wear Daisy Dukes with bikinis on top, and have sun-kissed skin so hot, they’ll melt your popsicle (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh):

Here’s what the electoral map would look like if Kamala Harris won every state that is home to at least one NFL team:

Here’s what the electoral map would look like if Kamala Harris won every state bigger than the United Kingdom:

Here’s what the electoral map would look like if Kamala Harris won every state where the wind comes sweeping down the plain:

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Here’s what the electoral map would look like if Kamala Harris won every state that kinda looks like it has a wiener:

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Here’s what the electoral map would look like if Kamala Harris won every state where you died of dysentery while playing The Oregon Trail in elementary school:

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Here’s what the electoral map would look like if Kamala Harris won every state where thousands of people regularly take BuzzFeed quizzes in the middle of the workday (we see you👀):

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