Joe Alwyn and the World’s Most Famous Ex-Boyfriends Just Gathered in the Same Place
Weâre a fickle lot, arenât we? Less than a year ago, hordes of (extremely well adjusted) individuals were flocking to the Cornelia Street apartment where Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn first became âJaylor,â so racked with grief over the break-up of two people they categorically did not know that they actually tried to tear down a street signâonly to forget Alwynâs very existence the moment that a certain tight end appeared with a fistful of friendship bracelets and a Kansas City mansion carefully fitted out with cat flaps. (Go Chiefs!)
With the exception of a cameo at the GQ Men Of The Year Awards, Joe Alwyn has been keeping a low profile since the split, presumably devoting his time to forming some sort of âSwifty Survivors Support Groupâ with Jake Gyllenhaal ahead of his own âAll Too Wellâ-esque crucible, but he resurfaced at Loeweâs AW24 Menswear presentation in Paris on 20 January, grinning the grin of a press-shy man no longer dating someone whoâs very preference for âseemingly ranchâ is considered worthy fodder for Forbes articles. (For what itâs worth, Loewe does make excellent red scarves.)
Joe Alwyn attends the Loewe Menswear Fall/Winter 2024-2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 20, 2024.
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Also in the gang of famous ex-boyfriends to even more famous women in attendance at Jonathan Andersonâs presentation? The lesser-spotted Zayn Malik, erstwhile partner to Gigi Hadid, supermodel and long-time member of Swiftâs squad. The one-time One Directioner had previously popped up at the Kenzo AW24 Menswear show on Friday, his first appearance on the front row since 2018, precipitating such chaos outside the venue that a car ran over his toes. (âMy foot is fine!! Thanks to my incredibly well-made shoes,â he later wrote on Instagramâa ringing endorsement for buying less, buying better if ever I heard one.)
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