Martha Stewart Makes Bed Head Sexy in New Lingerie Thirst Trap

Here’s a hill I will die on: Martha Stewart is effortlessly battling agism in pop culture with her absolutely stunning Instagram thirst traps. And her latest upload may just be the 82-year-old lifestyle icon’s sultriest post yet.

The selfie features a pouting Stewart giving bedroom eyes to the bathroom mirror in a gray, lace-trimmed negligee and matching dressing gown, with her blonde curls tousled into what can only be described as sexy bed head. And she’s telling us this is what she looks like first thing in the morning.

“After an eight hour plane trip from Westchester to Palm Beach—horrible by the way—we went to bed early and wore my beautiful @sabbiarosa nightgown (linen with robe),” Stewart wrote in the caption. “I didn’t look so bad when I got up at least not as bad as I did when I went to bed—it must be the $$$$$ outfit!!”

Or, to put it another way, “I woke up like this.”

Since debuting her sexy pout back in 2020, Martha Stewart has fully incorporated sultry thirst traps into her brand. From her light Pete Davidson flirtation to her Sports Illustrated cover shoot to the occasional leggy evening gown, Hot Martha Stewart is here to stay.