Power Rankings: FC Cincinnati get Hell is Real bragging rights | MLSSoccer.com
What a week in MLS. Hell is Real went off the rails, RaĂșl RuidĂaz sunk the Portland Timbers, and Inter Miami completed another comeback.
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Hey, yâall. Guess what? Inter Miami went down 2-0 early, created fewer chances than their opponent, had less possession and still came out of it with a 3-2 win on 1.0 xG worth of chances because their newest signing is out here doing this.
This is the world you live in and you cannot escape it.
It doesnât make up entirely for the 2023 Eastern Conference Final, but theyâve taken Ohio back for a while. And whoever controls Ohio controls the world.
Anyway, their Hell is Real win kept them just three points behind Inter Miami in the standings with a game in hand. Theyâre outstanding defensively, theyâve won four straight by one goal and new U22 striker Kevin Kelsy scored in his Hell is Real debut. Things are going as well as they possibly could have with all the roster turnover theyâve faced.
Everything is irrelevant as long as Columbus have a chance to win Concacaf Champions Cup. And, as of now, they still do. We double-checked.
(That being said, they might want to win an MLS game or two soon. It hasnât happened since March 16.)
RSL couldnât quite hold onto a 2-0 lead against the Galaxy, but a road point is a road point. Theyâre still on top of the Western Conference heading into midweek action. And Chicho Arango is still putting up all-time great numbers.
Thatâs not an exaggeration. He has 11 goals and seven assists in 12 starts. Heâs on pace for roughly 50 goal contributions on the season. Heâs directly contributed to 18 of RSLâs 20 goals. We really need to figure out how to get him an award at the end of the year. Itâs not his fault Lionel Messi exists.
The Loons got the weekend off. We bet they got to relax and enjoy some peace and quiet while absolutely nothing weird hapâŠ
Sources: Emanuel Reynoso has indeed returned to Minnesota (finally), as @andygreder 1st reported.
A lot of steps before he’s even allowed to train with the first team again, let alone be available for selection.
I’m still overwhelming expecting summer departure for Reynoso. https://t.co/wBtPQdy4wy
â Tom Bogert (@tombogert) May 12, 2024
Oh. Ok then. Weâll see how this goes. For now, Minnesota should be focused on hosting the Galaxy on Wednesday in a matchup that could cement their place atop the West.
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Well, itâs tough to keep saying they canât use the ball when they want to.
LAFC put together an outstanding performance (with 57% of possession!) as they mollywhopped Vancouver 3-0 on Saturday. Despite their inconsistency, no oneâs questioning their talent level. Now we just have to wait and see if they can start stringing together wins or if this was just another false start.
Also! Would you look at that? It’s Olivier Giroud.
Olivier Giroud is Black & Gold.
đ Olivier Giroud joins #LAFC as a Designated Player through 2025 with an option for 2026.#LAFC | @Remitly
â LAFC (@LAFC) May 14, 2024
Miguel Berry saved the day for LA with a 94th-minute equalizer against RSL. They werenât at their best, but at least they averaged a point and kept RSL from pulling away at the top of the West. Itâs at least encouraging that DP winger Gabriel Pec got on the scoresheet again. Heâs scored twice in his last four matches.
The Red Bulls had no real issues dismissing the Revs in a 4-2 win. It gets a lot more difficult for them this week with a matchup against Troy Lesesneâs D.C. United on Wednesday and a Hudson River Derby in Queens on Saturday.
The âCaps should just try and quickly move on from this weekend. They didnât have enough to compete with LAFC in a 3-0 thumping. Itâs another reminder theyâre still a piece or two away from being a true contender.
Ignoring⊠whatever it is exactly thatâs going on with them and Toronto off the field right now, New York City FC may have truly turned the corner in attack. Their 3-2 win at Toronto made it four games in their last five with multiple goals and, according to American Soccer Analysis, theyâre sitting ninth in MLS in expected goals created per game. Theyâre showing signs of finally putting it together and theyâre fifth in the East because of it.
The good news for Toronto is Lorenzo Insigne made a short appearance in their 3-2 loss to New York City last weekend. The bad news is Federico Bernardeschi picked up a red card and it will be an extra game before we see the two DPs back on the pitch for an extended period. Bernardeschi should be back for CF Montréal on the weekend, though.
Kicking the ball up in the air toward Christian Benteke continues to be a very good strategy.
He headed the ball home three times in D.C. Unitedâs 3-2 win at Atlanta and continues to be a singular presence in the air. Youâve probably all seen the hilarious aerial-duels stats Atlanta fans started sending around last week in preparation for exactly what happened, but itâs worth looking at again.
Per FBref, Benteke has won 135 aerial duels this season. The next closest player, Toronto FC defender Kevin Long, has won 54. Benteke is one of one in MLS history. And Troy Lesesne has Bentekeâs skills in the air fully weaponized. Itâs a major reason why D.C.âs underlying numbers continue to be among the best in the league and why a D.C. team that can hold onto a lead should terrify the rest of the league. This win has them heading in the right direction.
The Rapids blew up defensively against the Earthquakes last weekend. They appeared to have a 2-0 lead locked down before halftime thanks to Omir Fernandezâs 42nd-minute goal. But San Jose equalized before they even got to the locker room.
In the second half, the Quakes took a lead they wouldnât relinquish. Rough day for the Rapids. And it comes right as a rough stretch begins. Theyâll face Vancouver and RSL this week before hosting Minnesota, traveling to Houston, then heading to Vancouver. Itâs a potentially season-defining stretch thatâs begun with about the worst possible lead-in.
Saturday’s loss to Orlando City made it three consecutive home defeats for the Union. Weâre in strange territory here.
What makes it even tougher to reckon with is Philadelphia got hilariously unlucky in this one. Itâs not often you create 4.3 xG to your opponentâs 1.4 and come out of it with a loss. That wonât make anyone in Philly feel too much better, though. Something is off with this team right now.
Maybe someone new and exciting could give them a burst of energy?
With Patrick Agyemang looking like he could be the kind of effective striker DP Enzo Copetti hasnât been (plus reports a deal for Copetti to head elsewhere is in the works), Charlotte may be able to use a DP spot or two on a position besides striker.
We already know this team can win at home. We know they can be steady defensively. All thatâs missing is more high-end talent. If they can find it in the summer transfer window, they could be genuinely dangerous by the end of the year. And not in the âSir Minty is clearly a harbinger of dooms we cannot begin to fathomâ kind of dangerous, like the âgood at soccer in multiple phasesâ dangerous.
Atlanta had to throw two backup center backs at Christian Benteke last weekend. It went about how youâd expect.
The Five Stripesâ 3-2 loss handed them a third consecutive home loss for the first time in club history and arguably ignited the hot seat for head coach Gonzalo Pineda. You can only point to the underlying numbers so long before the results have to accompany them. Atlanta aren’t getting results and the pressure is at an all-time high.
St. Louis took care of business against Chicago in a 3-1 win. Itâs a nice lead into one of their toughest stretches of the season. Theyâll host LAFC Wednesday before taking on Cincinnati, Seattle and Inter Miami.
Seattle took down Portland for the first time since 2021. They werenât perfect on the day, but a rivarly win has sent plenty of teams on the right path before. With Pedro de la Vega inching closer to a return â it sounds like Brian Schmetzer is planning to have him back on Saturday â good things could finally be on the way for the 2024 Sounders. Then again, they face RSL and Vancouver this week. Maintaining momentum wonât come easy.
HĂ©ctor Herreraâs stunner gave the Dynamo their first MLS goal in over 300 minutes and sent them to a 2-1 win over Sporting KC. Itâs some much-needed momentum as they enter Rivalry Week matchups with Austin and Dallas.
Austin came up short against Dallas over the weekend. Weâll see if they can reset in time to welcome another rival when they face Houston.
MontrĂ©al came so close to a season sweep of Inter Miami. But, here we are. Even when you outplay them, you donât actually outplay them. Still, MontrĂ©al were unlucky to miss out on a win after going up 2-0.
They canât take away road wins just because you lost the xG battle.
Orlando werenât at their best Saturday at Philly, but the first and second goals of Luis Murielâs MLS career powered them to their third win of the season. Theyâve finally taken a step in the right direction again. Just in time for Inter Miami to arriveâŠ
Nashville took six shots in a 1-0 loss to Charlotte. Theyâre averaging one point per game. Itâs not great right now.
Once again, itâs worth emphasizing San Joseâs biggest concerns arenât in attack. They put three past Colorado after going down 2-0 to earn their second straight win. Newcomers Amahl Pellegrino and HernĂĄn LĂłpez found the back of the net to lead the way. The Quakes are scoring their way out of the bottom of the West.
Well, as long as Dallas are taking on another team from Texas, theyâre pretty ok. Theyâve won two of their last three thanks to wins over Houston a couple of weeks ago and Austin this weekend.
It feels like weâre far off from SKCâs second-half hot streak in 2023. They came up short at home against Houston to drop to 12th in the West. Itâs hard to see a way up right now.
The Timbers are sitting at the bottom of the West after losing to Seattle for the first time since 2021. So. Yeah. It could be going better.
The Fire are winless in their last five.
Only one team in MLS still has a single-digit point total. Spoiler: It’s New England.
