The Best Part Of “The Bachelor” Is The Hysterical Tweets — Here Are The 19 Funniest Ones

Fellow wine aunties everywhere gathered enthusiastically around our televisions last night to celebrate the return of The Bachelor, and it did NOT disappoint. Could this be the most dramatic season yet??? I know they always say that, but I’ll eat it up every time.

Bachelor nation’s favorite thing to do is clutch our pink wine in one hand and our phone in the other while live tweeting the entire episode. Let’s get into the funniest tweets that sum up the premiere:

3. @ABC / @BachelorFantake

5. ABC / @KristenGBaldwin

6. Walt Disney / Everett Collection/ @erinmurray16

7. Warner Bros. / @SarahHanlon_

8. Me explaining to my bf (first time bachelor watcher) that you don’t tell a group of girls you got a kiss and you don’t pull him to chat for a second time when not everyone has gotten a chance to talk to him #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/OClnZVvGVQ

— America (@A_dawg956) January 23, 2024

RCG Productions / @A_dawg956

9. Netflix / @MoodieforBach

11. @ABC / Bitchelorette_

13. Warner Bros. / @BachelorFantake

15. Clark County District Court @keatdebra

16. Disney / @thebachelwhore

18. Nicole TV / @TheBachBabes

What a night! What did you think about the first episode? Personally, this is the first time in my life that I’m actually rooting for a Gemini man. I never thought I’d see the day. Let me know in the comments! 🌹