These 15 Hilarious Tweets Will Have You Hiding From The 30s Dating Scene
IDK if you’ve noticed, but dating in your 30s nowadays takes the strength, will, and confidence of a million average men to survive. Here are 15 tweets that prove it.
1. Agree, they can literally meet at any McDonaldâs PlayPlace in America.
Why are 24 yr olds on dating apps? literally go to the park & give direct eye contact. These apps are for ppl in their 30s who are dead inside with commitment issues, damn.
â Sydnee Washington (@Justsydnyc) June 25, 2020
Twitter: @justsydnyc / Via Twitter: @Justsydnyc
2. Standards? Never met her. Can you read, and does your card on file with Uber Eats work?
Teen dating: Whoa you’re hot and giving me attention!?
20s dating: I have 5,000 requirements for you to look at me. Dare you enter my forbidden realm?
30s dating: We both look like garbage. Whatever. So what fucked up shit happened to you?
â Plague Of Gripes (@PlagueOfGripes) July 14, 2020
Twitter: @PlagueOfGripes / Via Twitter: @PlagueOfGripes
3. Black Cat, here! Not sure how I would survive ending up with a Golden Retriever personality type, but I guess I would have to try.
dating a very social person in their 30s is like starting a show in its 20th season with 125 characters and 3,000 storyarcs to learn
â Ariana Lenarsky (@aardvarsk) May 21, 2021
Twitter: aardvarsk / Via Twitter: @aardvarsk
4. I could think of three dozen more reasons why dating men is funny, but this is a good starting point.
dating men in their 30s is funny because some of them are normal and some of them inexplicably behave like they grew up in a time before electricity ? why do u use em dashes in your texts darling you sound like charles dickens
â ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) August 15, 2022
Twitter: @holy_schnitt / Via Twitter: @holy_schnitt
5. Hey married friends! Before you give dating advice, just remember â DONâT.
I would like every married person I know that got married in their early 20âs, to have to be on the dating apps in your 30s for a week, and then go home and cry tears of relief in their spouses arms. If you havenât been there, you canât know how horrible it is.
â Kayla ⨠(@kaylajohnsonatl) November 1, 2022
Twitter: @kaylajohnsonatla / Via Twitter: @kaylajohnsonatl
6. Why are you using punctuation, do you hate me??
Dating a guy at their 30s when you are in your 20s will make you argue alone all the time, those uncles don’t even use Emojis.
â fifiâ¤ď¸ (@RefilweSeboko) February 10, 2024
Twitter: @RefilweSeboko / Via Twitter: @RefilweSeboko
7. Iâm not seeing the problem here, am I the problem here?
Early 30s dating is a nightmare because all gays that age want to talk about is their plants, problematic things theyâll ânever give upâ and things that happened in 2007.
â Phillip (@MajorPhilebrity) September 29, 2020
@MajorPhilebrity / Via Twitter: @MajorPhilebrity
8. Unfortunately, I think youâre on to something, Mean Maria.
I spent all my 20s and my early 30s dating men at least 10 years older than me because I thought they would be more mature.
That is never going to happen, is it?
Men stop maturing at 18 it seems.
â Mean Maria (@mitchellscomet) October 30, 2020
Twitter: @mitchellscomet / Via Twitter: @mitchellscomet
9. Excuse me, what do you know that we donât know? What are we training for?? Because Iâm not joining a run club under any circumstances, babe.
Girlies in your 30s, date fit men.
Men who run. Men who play football or basketball ball or some other cardio intensive game. Men who lift heavy. đ
â Portgas D Azula đĽâĄ (@Azulllaa) October 22, 2023
Twitter: @Azulllaa / Via Twitter: @Azulllaa
10. 10/10 no notes.
I donât believe this for a second, us early 20s girlies are annoying af when dating I think girls in their 30s just have better established boundaries and that angers you https://t.co/j7VsawdGSn
â đđđđ (@thinklikegemini) April 3, 2022
Twitter: @thinklikegemini / Via Twitter: @thinklikegemini
12. Yes, AND YES! Because absolutely not. No, Iâm not up. Itâs 8 p.m., sweetie.
Twitter: @mvddm / Via Twitter: @mvddm
13. Are you suggesting that I, BE MYSELF? Is that really what itâs come to??
Dating in my 20s was very much about trying to be agreeable, fit into a mould, and prove my value. Dating in my 30s was the complete opposite. I presented as I am unapologetically, knew my value, and as such, I didnât try to prove a damn thing. And my experiences were 10x better!
â TONI TONE (@t0nit0ne) November 13, 2022
Twitter: @t0nit0ne / Via Twitter: @t0nit0ne
14. Yes, of course. Please bring extra tablets to our first date if we make it that far. Thx.
Twitter: @hingo / Via Twitter: @hingo
15. I couldn’t have said it better myself. Yaâll be safe out there, ya hear!?
I truly donât wanna be in my 30s dating, itâs weird out here.
â tree (@tree_no_branch) October 19, 2023
Twitter: tree_no_branch / Via Twitter: @tree_no_branch
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